Weddings, Parties, DREADING IT!

Today I’m going to a wedding and I want to vomit.

I’m not sick or feeling hung over despite almost finishing a bottle of vodka last night: I just hate weddings. Especially Bogan weddings!

There is no scarier social event than to attend a Bogan wedding...and so close to Halloween.

My nails have been painted bright in that punk Cramps-like green and I’m trying to decide what to wear:

·         Maybe a vintage dress?

·         A slouchy T-Shirt dress – Oh don’t worry it’s by Zimmermann

·         Polka dot jumpsuit

·         LBD – funeral chic

·          Halloween costume

Whatever I choose I just have to make sure I upstage the bride – just kidding I could never wear anything that tacky!

Actually I like to keep thinks pretty simple and I tend to just accessorise, accessorise, accessorise with quirky and bizarre things. When I saw this picture of Cory Kennedy and Peaches Geldof – Nylon’s favourite It Girls - it was the mathematical style equation I always follow: 

Cory Kennedy - little or no make up with unbrushed grungy hair

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Peaches Geldof – cute/grungy/gothic /rock’n’roll/vintage/60s dresses with black opaque tights and cool accessories

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My perfect look!

Easy huh? Before I go to Cory K my hair, I'll leave you with a K.I.S.S - Keep It Simple Stupid!